Freebsd Fortunes 5

Ruling a big country is like cooking a small fish.
                -- Lao Tsu

Rune's Rule:
        If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant.
                -- John Cameron Swayze

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.  Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
                -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change
                   from being a pitcher to an outfielder.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"

Ryan's Law:
        Make three correct guesses consecutively
        and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Sacher's Observation:
        Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

SADISM:
        A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.

sadoequinecrophilia, n:
        Beating a dead horse.

Safety Third.