| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 196 of 2298 |
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
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Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm
not ready for an institution yet.
-- Mae West
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 198 of 2298 |
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
-- James Garner
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 199 of 2298 |
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 200 of 2298 |
Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Roger Price
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 201 of 2298 |
Marriage is an institution in which two undertake
to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 202 of 2298 |
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer
exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work
in the brewery.
-- George Jean Nathan
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 203 of 2298 |
Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 204 of 2298 |
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
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Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins
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