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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1951 of 2298

Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant.
                -- John Cameron Swayze
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1952 of 2298

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.  Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
                -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change
                   from being a pitcher to an outfielder.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1953 of 2298

Ryan's Law:
        Make three correct guesses consecutively
        and you will establish yourself as an expert.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1954 of 2298

Sacher's Observation:
        Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1955 of 2298

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1956 of 2298

SADISM:
        A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1957 of 2298

sadoequinecrophilia, n:
        Beating a dead horse.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1958 of 2298

Safety Third.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1959 of 2298

Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
        Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.

        1. Little things start bothering you:  little things like worms,
                bugs, ants.
        2. Something is missing in your personal relationships.
        3. Your dog becomes overly affectionate.
        4. You have a hard time getting a waiter.
        5. Exotic birds flock around you.
        6. People ignore you at parties.
        7. You have a hard time getting up in the morning.
        8. You no longer get off on cocaine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1960 of 2298

SAGDEEV CALLED ON THE U.S. TO MAKE A RECIPROCAL GESTURE:

        In a recent speech in London, the irrepressible former head of the
Soviet Space Research Institute noted that the Soviet Government has offered
to convert its gigantic Krasnoyarsk radar in Siberia into an international
space research facility in response to U.S. complaints that the radar would
violate the ABM treaty.  Sagdeev suggested that the U.S. reciprocate by
turning the unfinished U.S. embassy in Moscow into a nuclear crisis reduction
center.  The communication system, he pointed out, is already in place.
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