Freebsd Fortunes 5

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.  Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
                -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change
                   from being a pitcher to an outfielder.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"

Ryan's Law:
        Make three correct guesses consecutively
        and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Sacher's Observation:
        Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

SADISM:
        A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.

sadoequinecrophilia, n:
        Beating a dead horse.

Safety Third.

Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
        Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.

        1. Little things start bothering you:  little things like worms,
                bugs, ants.
        2. Something is missing in your personal relationships.
        3. Your dog becomes overly affectionate.
        4. You have a hard time getting a waiter.
        5. Exotic birds flock around you.
        6. People ignore you at parties.
        7. You have a hard time getting up in the morning.
        8. You no longer get off on cocaine.

SAGDEEV CALLED ON THE U.S. TO MAKE A RECIPROCAL GESTURE:

        In a recent speech in London, the irrepressible former head of the
Soviet Space Research Institute noted that the Soviet Government has offered
to convert its gigantic Krasnoyarsk radar in Siberia into an international
space research facility in response to U.S. complaints that the radar would
violate the ABM treaty.  Sagdeev suggested that the U.S. reciprocate by
turning the unfinished U.S. embassy in Moscow into a nuclear crisis reduction
center.  The communication system, he pointed out, is already in place.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
        You are optimistic and enthusiastic.  You have a reckless
        tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent.  The majority of
        Sagitarians are drunks or dope fiends or both.  People laugh at
        you a great deal.