Freebsd Fortunes 5

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
                -- Roger Price

Marriage is an institution in which two undertake
to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer
exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work
in the brewery.
                -- George Jean Nathan

Marriage is learning about women the hard way.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks.  It looks easy until you try it.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
                -- Baskins

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the
burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
                -- Calvin Trillin

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
                -- Voltaire

Marriage is the process of finding out what
kind of man your wife would have preferred.