| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1997 of 2298 |
Save energy: be apathetic.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1998 of 2298 |
Save gas, don't eat beans.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1999 of 2298 |
Save gas, don't use the shell.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2000 of 2298 |
Save the bales!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2001 of 2298 |
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2002 of 2298 |
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2003 of 2298 |
Say! You've struck a heap of trouble--
Bust in business, lost your wife;
No one cares a cent about you,
You don't care a cent for life;
Hard luck has of hope bereft you,
Health is failing, wish you'd die--
Why, you've still the sunshine left you
And the big blue sky.
-- R.W. Service
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2004 of 2298 |
Say it with flowers,
Or say it with mink,
But whatever you do,
Don't say it with ink!
-- Jimmie Durante
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2005 of 2298 |
Say many of cameras focused t'us,
Our middle-aged shots do us justice.
No justice, please, curse ye!
We really want mercy:
You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us.
-- Thomas H. Hildebrandt
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2006 of 2298 |
Say my love is easy had,
Say I'm bitten raw with pride,
Say I am too often sad --
Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young,
Say I woo and coddle care,
Say the devil touched my tongue,
Still you have my heart to wear.
But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Fighting Words"
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