Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood.
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Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.
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Love America - or give it back.
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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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Love at first sight is one of the greatest
labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.
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Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
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Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.
Love isn't love 'til you give it away.
-- Oscar Hammerstein II
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Love is a grave mental disease.
-- Plato
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Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.
-- Matt Groening
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"