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Fortune: 2001 - 2010 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2001 of 2298

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2002 of 2298

Save yourself!  Reboot in 5 seconds!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2003 of 2298

Say!  You've struck a heap of trouble--
Bust in business, lost your wife;
No one cares a cent about you,
You don't care a cent for life;
Hard luck has of hope bereft you,
Health is failing, wish you'd die--
Why, you've still the sunshine left you
And the big blue sky.
                -- R.W. Service
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2004 of 2298

Say it with flowers,
Or say it with mink,
But whatever you do,
Don't say it with ink!
                -- Jimmie Durante
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2005 of 2298

Say many of cameras focused t'us,
Our middle-aged shots do us justice.
No justice, please, curse ye!
We really want mercy:
You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us.
                -- Thomas H. Hildebrandt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2006 of 2298

Say my love is easy had,
Say I'm bitten raw with pride,
Say I am too often sad --
Still behold me at your side.

Say I'm neither brave nor young,
Say I woo and coddle care,
Say the devil touched my tongue,
Still you have my heart to wear.

But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Fighting Words"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2007 of 2298

Say no, then negotiate.
                -- Helga
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2008 of 2298

Say something you'll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2009 of 2298

Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2010 of 2298

SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!
                -- Ken Thompson
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