|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2001 of 2298|
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2002 of 2298|
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2003 of 2298|
Say! You've struck a heap of trouble--
Bust in business, lost your wife;
No one cares a cent about you,
You don't care a cent for life;
Hard luck has of hope bereft you,
Health is failing, wish you'd die--
Why, you've still the sunshine left you
And the big blue sky.
-- R.W. Service
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2004 of 2298|
Say it with flowers,
Or say it with mink,
But whatever you do,
Don't say it with ink!
-- Jimmie Durante
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2005 of 2298|
Say many of cameras focused t'us,
Our middle-aged shots do us justice.
No justice, please, curse ye!
We really want mercy:
You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us.
-- Thomas H. Hildebrandt
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2006 of 2298|
Say my love is easy had,
Say I'm bitten raw with pride,
Say I am too often sad --
Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young,
Say I woo and coddle care,
Say the devil touched my tongue,
Still you have my heart to wear.
But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Fighting Words"
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2007 of 2298|
Say no, then negotiate.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2008 of 2298|
Say something you'll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2009 of 2298|
Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2010 of 2298|
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
-- Ken Thompson