Freebsd Fortunes 5

Say something you'll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.

Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.

SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!
                -- Ken Thompson

SCENARIO:
        An imagined sequence of events that provides the context in
        which a business decision is made.  Scenarios always come in
        sets of three: best case, worst case, and just in case.

Scenary is here, wish you were beautiful.

Scene:
        A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living
room.  A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and
white belled cap hunches over the fireplace, obviously interrupted in
filling stockings with packages taken from a huge bag slung over his
shoulder.  His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly, as he spies the boy
intently watching him.

Caption:
        "I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy.  Now I'll have to kill you.

Schapiro's Explanation:
        The grass is always greener on the other side --
        but that's because they use more manure.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

schlattwhapper, n:
        The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
        hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schmidt's Observation:
        All things being equal, a fat person  uses more soap
        than a thin person.