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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2011 of 2298

SCENARIO:
        An imagined sequence of events that provides the context in
        which a business decision is made.  Scenarios always come in
        sets of three: best case, worst case, and just in case.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2012 of 2298

Scenary is here, wish you were beautiful.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2013 of 2298

Scene:
        A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living
room.  A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and
white belled cap hunches over the fireplace, obviously interrupted in
filling stockings with packages taken from a huge bag slung over his
shoulder.  His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly, as he spies the boy
intently watching him.

Caption:
        "I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy.  Now I'll have to kill you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2014 of 2298

Schapiro's Explanation:
        The grass is always greener on the other side --
        but that's because they use more manure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2015 of 2298

Schizophrenia beats being alone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2016 of 2298

schlattwhapper, n:
        The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
        hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2017 of 2298

Schmidt's Observation:
        All things being equal, a fat person  uses more soap
        than a thin person.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2018 of 2298

Science and religion are in full accord but
science and faith are in complete discord.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2019 of 2298

Science Fiction, Double Feature.
Frank has built and lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet.
The servants gone to a distant planet.
Wo, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature, Picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
To the late night, double feature, Picture show.
                -- Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2020 of 2298

Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones.  But a
collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones
is a house.
                -- Jules Henri Poincare
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