|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2011 of 2298|
An imagined sequence of events that provides the context in
which a business decision is made. Scenarios always come in
sets of three: best case, worst case, and just in case.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2012 of 2298|
Scenary is here, wish you were beautiful.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2013 of 2298|
A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living
room. A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and
white belled cap hunches over the fireplace, obviously interrupted in
filling stockings with packages taken from a huge bag slung over his
shoulder. His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly, as he spies the boy
intently watching him.
"I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy. Now I'll have to kill you.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2014 of 2298|
The grass is always greener on the other side --
but that's because they use more manure.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2015 of 2298|
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2016 of 2298|
The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2017 of 2298|
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
than a thin person.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2018 of 2298|
Science and religion are in full accord but
science and faith are in complete discord.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2019 of 2298|
Science Fiction, Double Feature.
Frank has built and lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet.
The servants gone to a distant planet.
Wo, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature, Picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
To the late night, double feature, Picture show.
-- Rocky Horror Picture Show
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2020 of 2298|
Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a
collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones
is a house.
-- Jules Henri Poincare