Freebsd Fortunes 5

Scenary is here, wish you were beautiful.

Scene:
        A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living
room.  A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and
white belled cap hunches over the fireplace, obviously interrupted in
filling stockings with packages taken from a huge bag slung over his
shoulder.  His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly, as he spies the boy
intently watching him.

Caption:
        "I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy.  Now I'll have to kill you.

Schapiro's Explanation:
        The grass is always greener on the other side --
        but that's because they use more manure.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

schlattwhapper, n:
        The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
        hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schmidt's Observation:
        All things being equal, a fat person  uses more soap
        than a thin person.

Science and religion are in full accord but
science and faith are in complete discord.

Science Fiction, Double Feature.
Frank has built and lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet.
The servants gone to a distant planet.
Wo, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature, Picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
To the late night, double feature, Picture show.
                -- Rocky Horror Picture Show

Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones.  But a
collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones
is a house.
                -- Jules Henri Poincare

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.