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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2021 of 2298

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2022 of 2298

Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2023 of 2298

Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2024 of 2298

Science! true daughter of Old Time thou art!
Who alterest all things with thy peering eyes.
Why preyest thou thus upon the poet's heart,
Vulture, whose wings are dull realities?
How should he love thee? or how deem thee wise?
Who wouldst not leave him in his wandering
To seek for treasure in the jewelled skies,
Albeit he soared with an undaunted wing?
Hast thou not dragged Diana from her car?
And driven the Hamadryad from the wood
To seek a shelter in some happier star?
Hast thou not torn the Naiad from her flood,
The Elfin from the green grass, and from me
The summer dream beneath the tamarind tree?
                -- Edgar Allen Poe, "Science, a Sonnet"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2025 of 2298

Scientists still know less about what attracts men
than they do about what attracts mosquitoes.
                -- Dr. Joyce Brothers,
                "What Every Woman Should Know About Men"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2026 of 2298

Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that
was built. Finally the big day was at hand.  All the computers were
linked together.  They asked the question, "Is there a God?".  Lights
started blinking, flashing and blinking some more.  Suddenly, there
was a loud crash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky,
struck the computers, and welded all the connections permanently
together.  "There is now", came the reply.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2027 of 2298

Scintilate, scintilate, globule vivific,
Fain how I pause at your nature specific,
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous.
Scintilate, scintilate, globule vivific,
Fain how I pause at your nature specific.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2028 of 2298

Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2029 of 2298

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
        You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.  You will achieve
        the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.  Most
        Scorpio people are murdered.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2030 of 2298

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
        Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans.  Smile.  Check
        for concealed weapons.  Your natural cheerfulness makes others want
        to throw up.  Knock it off.
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