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SCORPIO (Oct.24 - Nov.21)
        You will receive word today that you are eligible to win a million
        dollars in prizes.  It will be from a magazine trying to get you to
        subscribe, and you're just dumb enough to think you've got a chance
        to win.  You never learn.
 
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Scott's First Law:
        No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Scott's Second Law:
        When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found
        to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary:
        After the correction has been found in error, it will be
        impossible to fit the original quantity back into the
        equation.
 
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Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
Kirk:   Analysis, Mr. Spock?
Spock:  Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table.
Kirk:   Then it's of external origin?
Spock:  Affirmative.
Kirk:   Mr. Sulu, go to pass two.
Sulu:   Aye aye, sir, going to pass two.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2034 of 2298

Scratch the disks, dump the core,       Shut it down, pull the plug
Roll the tapes across the floor,        Give the core an extra tug
And the system is going to crash.       And the system is going to crash.
Teletypes smashed to bits.              Mem'ry cards, one and all,
Give the scopes some nasty hits         Toss out halfway down the hall
And the system is going to crash.       And the system is going to crash.
And we've also found                    Just flip one switch
When you turn the power down,           And the lights will cease to twitch
You turn the disk readers into trash.   And the tape drives will crumble
Oh, it's so much fun,                           in a flash.
Now the CPU won't run                    When the CPU
And the system is going to crash.       Can print nothing out but "foo,"
                                        The system is going to crash.
                -- To The Caissons Go Rolling Along
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2035 of 2298

Scratch the disks!
Drop the core!
Roll the tapes across the floor!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2036 of 2298

Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2037 of 2298

SCRIBLINE:
        The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2038 of 2298

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
                -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2039 of 2298

Sears has everything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2040 of 2298

Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
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