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Sex is an emotion in motion.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2082 of 2298

"Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is
for diet Coke."
                -- Malcolm DacDougall
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2083 of 2298

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
                -- Garrison Keillor
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2084 of 2298

Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad,
it's still darn tasty!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2085 of 2298

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...  The other eight are
unimportant.
                -- Henry Miller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2086 of 2298

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
                -- M.C. Reed
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2087 of 2298

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the
most amount of trouble.
                -- John Barrymore
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2088 of 2298

Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is
repeated until infinity.
                -- Aldo Brandirali (Secretary of the Italian Marxist-Leninist
                   Party), in a manual of the party's official sex guidelines,
                   1973.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2089 of 2298

Sex without love is an empty experience, but,
as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2090 of 2298

Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon
how children do not come into the world.
                -- Karl Kraus
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