Freebsd Fortunes 5

She been married so many times
she got rice marks all over her face.
                -- Tom Waits

She blinded me with science!

She can kill all your files;
She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
And she works on her code until ten after three.
She lives like a bat but she's always a hacker to me.
                -- Apologies to Billy Joel

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
                -- Tommy Manville

She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee

She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few
years, enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and
left.  Excited a few men in the meantime.
                -- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
                   involvement in "The Avengers".

She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him
a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

She often gave herself very good advice
(though she very seldom followed it).
                -- Lewis Carroll

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
                -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance