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She stood on the tracks
Waving her arms
Leading me to that third rail shock
Quick as a wink
She changed her mind
She gave me a night
That's all it was
What will it take until I stop
Wasting my time
There's nothing else I can do
'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna
I don't want anyone new
'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna
There's nothing in it for you
'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna
-- Billy Joel, "All for Leyna" (Glass Houses)
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2112 of 2298|
She was bred in ol' Kentucky
But she's just a crumb up here
She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed
With a cauliflower ear
Someday we will be married
And if vegetables become too dear
I'll just cut me a slice of
Her cauliflower ear!
-- Curly Howard, "The Three Stooges"
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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2114 of 2298|
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2115 of 2298|
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2116 of 2298|
She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2117 of 2298|
All trails have more uphill sections
than they have downhill sections.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2118 of 2298|
"Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2119 of 2298|
Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2120 of 2298|
Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess of
stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
-- Samuel Johnson