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Fortune: 2111 - 2120 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2111 of 2298

She stood on the tracks
Waving her arms
Leading me to that third rail shock
Quick as a wink
She changed her mind

She gave me a night
That's all it was
What will it take until I stop
Kidding myself
Wasting my time

There's nothing else I can do
'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna
I don't want anyone new
'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna
There's nothing in it for you
'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna
                -- Billy Joel, "All for Leyna" (Glass Houses)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2112 of 2298

She was bred in ol' Kentucky
But she's just a crumb up here
She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed
With a cauliflower ear
Someday we will be married
And if vegetables become too dear
I'll just cut me a slice of
Her cauliflower ear!
                -- Curly Howard, "The Three Stooges"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2113 of 2298

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
                -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2114 of 2298

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2115 of 2298

She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2116 of 2298

She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n!  The batteries are dead!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2117 of 2298

Shedenhelm's Law:
        All trails have more uphill sections
        than they have downhill sections.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2118 of 2298

"Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2119 of 2298

Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
                -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
                   bad fiction contest.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2120 of 2298

Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.  Such an excess of
stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
                -- Samuel Johnson
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