Freebsd Fortunes 5

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful
objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets.  Imagination without skill
gives us modern art.
                -- Tom Stoppard

Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor):
        That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to,
        or subtracted from the answer you got, gives you the answer you
        should have gotten.

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Now look what you've gone and done!  You've broken it!

Slang is language that takes off its coat,
spits on its hands, and goes to work.

Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work ... I did not, when
a slave, understand the deep meanings of those rude, and apparently incoherent
songs.  I was myself within the circle, so that I neither saw nor heard as
those without might see and hear.  They told a tale which was then altogether
beyond my feeble comprehension: they were tones, loud, long and deep,
breathing the prayer and complaint of souls boiling over with the bitterest
anguish.  Every tone was a testimony against slavery, and a prayer to God
for deliverance from chains.
                -- Frederick Douglass

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
                -- W.C. Fields

Sleep is for the weak and sickly.

Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
        1)  Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
        2)  A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
        3)  There are two types of dirt:  the dark kind, which is
            attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
            attracted to dark objects.