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Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly". ... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
-- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.
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Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.
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Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
-- Kayvan Sylvan
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Solutions are obvious if one only has the
optical power to observe them over the horizon.
-- K.A. Arsdall
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Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
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Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them.
Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong,
as when you find a trout in the milk.
-- Thoreau
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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
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Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
-- Ed Howe
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