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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2241 of 2298

Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2242 of 2298

Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
                -- Kayvan Sylvan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2243 of 2298

Solutions are obvious if one only has the
optical power to observe them over the horizon.
                -- K.A. Arsdall
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2244 of 2298

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and digested.
                -- Francis Bacon
        [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2245 of 2298

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them.
Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2246 of 2298

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong,
as when you find a trout in the milk.
                -- Thoreau
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2247 of 2298

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2248 of 2298

Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2249 of 2298

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
                -- Ed Howe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2250 of 2298

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right
places!
                -- Mae West
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