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Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
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Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them.
Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong,
as when you find a trout in the milk.
-- Thoreau
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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
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Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
-- Ed Howe
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Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right
places!
-- Mae West
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity,
and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
-- Woody Allen
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