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Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
-- Ed Howe
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Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right
places!
-- Mae West
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity,
and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
-- Woody Allen
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Some men are so interested in their wives continued happiness
that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
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Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
-- Maureen Murphy
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Some men feel that the only thing they owe
the woman who marries them is a grudge.
-- Helen Rowland
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butler
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