Freebsd Fortunes 5

Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.

Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

Some people have parts that are so private
they themselves have no knowledge of them.

Some people live life in the fast lane.
You're in oncoming traffic.

Some people manage by the book, even though they
don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Some people need a good imaginary cure
for their painful imaginary ailment.

Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.

Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best.  Some people say a
rear-engine car handles best.  I say a rented car handles best.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke