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Freebsd Fortunes 5

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Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."
 
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Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2275 of 2298

Some people have parts that are so private
they themselves have no knowledge of them.
 
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Some people live life in the fast lane.
You're in oncoming traffic.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2277 of 2298

Some people manage by the book, even though they
don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
 
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Some people need a good imaginary cure
for their painful imaginary ailment.
 
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Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.
 
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Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.
 
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Some people say a front-engine car handles best.  Some people say a
rear-engine car handles best.  I say a rented car handles best.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke
 
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Some peoples mouths work faster than their brains.
They say things they haven't even thought of yet.
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