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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come.
                -- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
 
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Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  32 of 2298

Love is always open arms.  With arms open you allow love to come and
go as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.  If you close your
arms about love you'll find you are left only holding yourself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  33 of 2298

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
with the ideal never goes unpunished.
                -- Goethe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  34 of 2298

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the
real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
                -- Goethe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  35 of 2298

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
                -- Dr. Karl Bowman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  36 of 2298

Love is being stupid together.
                -- Paul Valery
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  37 of 2298

Love is dope, not chicken soup.  I mean, love is something to be passed
around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a
Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  38 of 2298

Love is in the offing.
                -- The Homicidal Maniac
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  39 of 2298

Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you.
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