Freebsd Fortunes 5

Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.

Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the "Law" is something sacred, or
at least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments.

Men ought to know that from the brain and from the brain only arise our
pleasures, joys, laughter, and jests as well as our sorrows, pains, griefs
and tears.  ...  It is the same thing which makes us mad or delirious,
inspires us with dread and fear, whether by night or by day, brings us
sleeplessness, inopportune mistakes, aimless anxieties, absent-mindedness
and acts that are contrary to habit...
                -- Hippocrates "The Sacred Disease"

Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.
                -- DeSegur

Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.

Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.

Men take only their needs into consideration -- never their abilities.
                -- Napoleon Bonaparte

Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings,
and speech only to conceal their thoughts.
                -- Voltaire

Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man had split
before.  Thus was the Empire forged.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Men who cherish for women the highest
respect are seldom popular with them.
                -- Joseph Addison