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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
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Miller's Slogan:
        Lose a few, lose a few.
 
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millihelen, adj:
        The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
 
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what
to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
                -- Susan Ertz
 
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Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is
almost always the choice of the lesser evil.  "Tweedledum and Tweedledee,"
they say.  "I will not vote."  Having abstained, they are presented with a
President who appoints the people who are going to rummage around in their
lives for the next four years.  Consider all the people who sat home in a
stew in 1968 rather than vote for Hubert Humphrey.  They showed Humphrey.
Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the
Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among
the gold and the black.
                -- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery"
 
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Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
 
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"Mind if I smoke?"
        "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
 
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"Mind if I smoke?"
        "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?"
 
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Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
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