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Minnesota --
home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
mosquito supplier to the free world.
come fall in love with a loon.
where visitors turn blue with envy.
one day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
land of many cultures -- mostly throat.
where the elite meet sleet.
glove it or leave it.
many are cold, but few are frozen.
land of the ski and home of the crazed.
land of 10,000 Petersons.
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Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
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MIPS:
Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
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Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-- Jean Cocteau
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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Misery no longer loves company.
Nowadays it insists on it.
-- Russell Baker
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MISFORTUNE:
The kind of fortune that never misses.
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Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
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MISS:
A title with which we brand unmarried
women to indicate that they are in the market.
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Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to utter failure.
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