Freebsd Fortunes 5

Money cannot buy
The fuel of love
but is excellent kindling.

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say,
Is a keen observer of life,
The word intellectual suggests right away
A man who's untrue to his wife.
                -- W.H. Auden, "Collected Shorter Poems"

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you
awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
                -- C.B. Luce

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
                -- Christopher Marlowe

Money doesn't talk, it swears.
                -- Bob Dylan

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well.
                -- Lazarus Long

Money is its own reward.

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Money is the root of all wealth.

Money is truthful.  If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
                -- Lazarus Long

Money isn't everything -- but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
                -- Sir Edmond Stockdale