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MONOTONY:
        Marriage to one woman at a time.
 
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MONTANA:
        A grizzly bear praying for the early arrival of cable television.
 
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MONTANA:
        Where forty-three below keeps out the riff-raff.
 
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Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place
in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling
of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.
                -- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years Before the Mast", 1840
 
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moon, n:
        1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to
hackers.  See PHASE OF THE MOON.  2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).
 
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Moore's Constant:
        Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody
        does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
 
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mophobia, n:
        Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
 
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More are taken in by hope than by cunning.
                -- Vauvenargues
 
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More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.
                -- R.S. Surtees
 
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More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
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