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MONTANA:
A grizzly bear praying for the early arrival of cable television.
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MONTANA:
Where forty-three below keeps out the riff-raff.
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Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place
in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling
of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.
-- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years Before the Mast", 1840
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moon, n:
1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to
hackers. See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).
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Moore's Constant:
Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody
does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
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mophobia, n:
Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
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More are taken in by hope than by cunning.
-- Vauvenargues
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More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.
-- R.S. Surtees
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More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
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More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
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