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Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.
Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from
his hand.  As the bird flew off, Nasrudin called after it, "Foolish bird!
You have the liver, but what can you do with it without the recipe?"
 
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National security is in your hands - guard it well.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  560 of 2298

Natural laws have no pity.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  561 of 2298

Naturally the common people don't want war... but after all it is the leaders
of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to
drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship,
or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.  Voice or no voice, the people
can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.  That is easy.  All you
have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists
for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.  It works the same
in every country.
                -- Hermann Goering
 
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Nature abhors a hero.  For one thing, he violates the law of conservation
of energy.  For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the
fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be
creamed?
                -- Solomon Short
 
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Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset.
                -- Clare Booth Luce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  564 of 2298

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
 
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Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night,
God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light.

It did not last; the devil howling "Ho!
Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  566 of 2298

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely
given them little.
                -- Dr. Samuel Johnson
 
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where,
it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
                -- Fran Lebowitz
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