Freebsd Fortunes 5

Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.

Neglect of duty does not cease, by repetition, to be neglect of duty.
                -- Napoleon

Neil Armstrong tripped.

Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.

Nemo me impune lacessit
        [No one provokes me with impunity]
                -- Motto of the Crown of Scotland

nerd pack, n:
        Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling
        clothes.  Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be
        measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling
        in his pack.

Neuroses are red,
        Melancholia's blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
        What are you?

Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.

Neutrinos are into physicists.

Neutrinos have bad breadth.