Freebsd Fortunes 5

neutron bomb, n:
        An explosive device of limited military value because, as
        it only destroys people without destroying property, it
        must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.

Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.
                -- Linda Festa

Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
                -- Lazarus Long

Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.

Never ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss
the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
                -- Anonymous

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.