Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.
                -- Linda Festa

Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
                -- Lazarus Long

Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.

Never ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss
the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
                -- Anonymous

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

Never buy from a rich salesman.
                -- Goldenstern