Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.

Never ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss
the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
                -- Anonymous

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

Never buy from a rich salesman.
                -- Goldenstern

Never buy what you do not want
because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
                -- Thomas Jefferson

Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.

Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.