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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  601 of 2298

Never buy from a rich salesman.
                -- Goldenstern
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  602 of 2298

Never buy what you do not want
because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
                -- Thomas Jefferson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  603 of 2298

Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  604 of 2298

Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  605 of 2298

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  606 of 2298

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  607 of 2298

Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator.  The elevator's motion coupled
with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change
into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the
window.  (Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  608 of 2298

Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  609 of 2298

Never eat anything bigger than your head.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  610 of 2298

Never eat at a place called Mom's.  Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
                -- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"
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