Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never leave anything to chance;
make sure all your crimes are premeditated.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Never let someone who says it cannot be done
interrupt the person who is doing it.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
                -- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
                -- Saint Jerome

Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

Never make anything simple and efficient when a
way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
                -- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977

Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.

Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.