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Never tell.  Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks
in on you, deny it.  Yeah.  Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm
tellin' ya.  This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay
On Top Of Me Or I'll Die'.  I didn't know what I was gonna do..."
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  652 of 2298

Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them WHAT to
do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
                -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  653 of 2298

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
                -- Steinbach
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  654 of 2298

Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  655 of 2298

Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  656 of 2298

Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
                -- John Dillinger
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  657 of 2298

Never trust an operating system.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  658 of 2298

Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  659 of 2298

Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
 
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Never try to explain computers to a layman.  It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
                -- Robert Heinlein

(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
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