Freebsd Fortunes 5

New members are urgently needed in the Society
for Prevention of Cruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.

New release:
        Abortions are becoming so popular in some countries that the waiting
        time to get one is lengthening rapidly. Experts predict that at this
        rate there will soon be an up to a one year wait.

New systems generate new problems.

New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his
age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it.
                -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around
whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
                -- David Letterman

New York-- to that tall skyline I come
Flyin' in from London to your door
New York-- lookin' down on Central Park
Where they say you should not wander after dark.
New York.
                -- Simon and Garfunkle

New York's got the ways and means, just won't let you be.

Newlan's Truism:
        An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the
        government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Newman's Discovery:
        Your best dreams may not come true;
        fortunately, neither will your worst dreams.

Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
print the chaff.
                -- Adlai Stevenson