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Nice guys get sick.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  692 of 2298

Nick the Greek's Law of Life:
        All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  693 of 2298

Nietzsche is pietzsche.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  694 of 2298

Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  695 of 2298

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
                -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  696 of 2298

Nihilism should commence with oneself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  697 of 2298

Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his
name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into
(Nick-les Worth).  Which is to say that Europeans call him by name,
but Americans call him by value.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  698 of 2298

Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  699 of 2298

Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes
And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
And tapes mixed up on the racks --
        Take hold of the tape
        And pull off the strip,
        And then you'll be sure
        Your tape drive will skip.

                -- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
 
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
                -- Henry Kissinger
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