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Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
Can't you be serious for once?
Snoopy: She is right! I think I had better think
of the more important things in life!
(pause)
Tomorrow!!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 80 of 2298 |
Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.
-- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 81 of 2298 |
LUNATIC ASYLUM:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 82 of 2298 |
Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
-- Bergan Evans
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Lysistrata had a good idea.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 84 of 2298 |
Ma Bell is a mean mother!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 85 of 2298 |
MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 86 of 2298 |
"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
"What about X?"
"I said `intellectual'."
;login, 9/1990
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Machine-independent program:
A program that will not run on any machine.
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Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine.
-- Andy Warhol
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