Freebsd Fortunes 5

LUNATIC ASYLUM:
        The place where optimism most flourishes.

Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
                -- Bergan Evans

Lysistrata had a good idea.

Ma Bell is a mean mother!

MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator?  Never heard of that.

"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
"What about X?"
"I said `intellectual'."
                ;login, 9/1990

Machine-independent program:
        A program that will not run on any machine.

Machines have less problems.  I'd like to be a machine.
                -- Andy Warhol

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the
repairman arrives.

macho, adj.:
        Jogging home from your vasectomy.