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Ma Bell is a mean mother!
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MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.
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"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
"What about X?"
"I said `intellectual'."
;login, 9/1990
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Machine-independent program:
A program that will not run on any machine.
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Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine.
-- Andy Warhol
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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the
repairman arrives.
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macho, adj.:
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Macho does not prove mucho.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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MAD:
Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child --
if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W.C. Fields
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