Freebsd Fortunes 5

Not all who own a harp are harpers.
                -- Marcus Terentius Varro

Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't
make you live longer -- it just seems that way.

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to
the capitalist mode of production.
                -- Herbert Marcuse

Not every question deserves an answer.

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.

Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the
Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care: no spats
in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influence of the
moon, no trouble from matter or antimatter -- for they had a machine,
a dream of a machine, with springs and gears and perfect in every
respect. And they lived with it, and on it, and under it, and inside
it, for it was all they had -- first they saved up all their atoms,
then they put them all together, and if one didn't fit, why they
chipped at it a bit, and everything was just fine...
                -- Stanislaw Lem

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is
ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
                -- Professor, EECS, George Washington University

I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
                -- Professor, Harvard, on a  senior thesis.

Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
                -- Rob Pike

Not that we needed all that stuff, but when you get locked into a
serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
                -- Spinoza