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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  841 of 2298

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  842 of 2298

Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the
Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care: no spats
in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influence of the
moon, no trouble from matter or antimatter -- for they had a machine,
a dream of a machine, with springs and gears and perfect in every
respect. And they lived with it, and on it, and under it, and inside
it, for it was all they had -- first they saved up all their atoms,
then they put them all together, and if one didn't fit, why they
chipped at it a bit, and everything was just fine...
                -- Stanislaw Lem
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  843 of 2298

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is
ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
                -- Professor, EECS, George Washington University

I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
                -- Professor, Harvard, on a  senior thesis.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  844 of 2298

Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
                -- Rob Pike
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  845 of 2298

Not that we needed all that stuff, but when you get locked into a
serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  846 of 2298

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
                -- Spinoza
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  847 of 2298

NOTE:  No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given.
All software is supplied as is, without guarantee.  The user assumes
all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of these
features, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system
abends, disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark
attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis,
local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure,
invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction
surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive
electronic components, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated
chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices,
premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant
uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins,
and/or frogs falling from the sky.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  848 of 2298

Note to myself: use real bullets next time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  849 of 2298

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell:"  ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the
flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ...
Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part
woman -- unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who
is careful not to make any poultry jokes...
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  850 of 2298

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who is careful
not to make any poultry jokes.
                -- Woody Allen
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