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Note to myself: use real bullets next time.

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell:"  ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the
flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ...
Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part
woman -- unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who
is careful not to make any poultry jokes...
                -- Woody Allen

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who is careful
not to make any poultry jokes.
                -- Woody Allen

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing can be done in one trip.
                -- Snider

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.

Nothing endures but change.
                -- Heraclitus
        [Yeah, yeah, "Everything changes but change itself." --JFK Ed.]

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a
proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.
                -- John Keats

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
                -- Winston Churchill

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as
satisfying as an income tax refund.
                -- F.J. Raymond

Nothing in life is to be feared.  It is only to be understood.