Freebsd Fortunes 5

"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
"What about X?"
"I said `intellectual'."
                ;login, 9/1990

Machine-independent program:
        A program that will not run on any machine.

Machines have less problems.  I'd like to be a machine.
                -- Andy Warhol

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the
repairman arrives.

macho, adj.:
        Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Macho does not prove mucho.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

MAD:
        Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child --
if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
                -- W.C. Fields

Madison's Inquiry:
        If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?

Madness takes its toll.