Freebsd Fortunes 5

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
                -- Winston Churchill

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as
satisfying as an income tax refund.
                -- F.J. Raymond

Nothing in life is to be feared.  It is only to be understood.

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first
        Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle
                Or as finished as it seems in the end.

Nothing is but what is not.

Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.

Nothing is faster than the speed of light.

To prove this to yourself, try opening the
refrigerator door before the light comes on.

Nothing is finished until the paperwork is done.

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
                -- Andrew Young

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
                -- A.H. Weiler