Freebsd Fortunes 5

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first
        Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle
                Or as finished as it seems in the end.

Nothing is but what is not.

Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.

Nothing is faster than the speed of light.

To prove this to yourself, try opening the
refrigerator door before the light comes on.

Nothing is finished until the paperwork is done.

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
                -- Andrew Young

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
                -- A.H. Weiler

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which
millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
                -- Nero Wolfe

Nothing is more quiet than the sound of hair going grey.

Nothing is rich but the inexhaustible wealth of nature.
She shows us only surfaces, but she is a million fathoms deep.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson