Freebsd Fortunes 5

Nothing that's forced can ever be right,
If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
That's what she said as she turned out the light,
And we bent our backs as slaves of the night,
Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars
She got from trying to fight
Saying, oh, you'd better believe it.
[...]
Well nothing that's real is ever for free
And you just have to pay for it sometime.
She said it before, she said it to me,
I suppose she believed there was nothing to see,
But the same old four imaginary walls
She'd built for livin' inside
I said oh, you just can't mean it.
[...]
Well nothing that's forced can ever be right,
If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
That's what she said as she turned out the light,
And she may have been wrong, and she may have been right,
But I woke with the frost, and noticed she'd lost
The veil that covered her eyes,
I said oh, you can leave it.
                -- Al Stewart, "If It Doesn't Come Naturally, Leave It"

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
                -- Kim Hubbard

Nothing will ever be attempted
if all possible objections must be first overcome.
                -- Dr. Johnson

NOTICE:
        Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
        be summarily put out.

NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)

Nouvelle cuisine, n:
        French for "not enough food".

Continental breakfast, n:
        English for "not enough food".

Tapas, n:
        Spanish for "not enough food".

Dim Sum, n:
        Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.

November:
        The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.

Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery:

        When comes the revolution, things will be different --
        not better, just different.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
                -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"